Sun, 17 September 2017
YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless living, butter knife booby traps, a blob of fat and garbage in the sewer, legal farting, rough-housing and horsing around, problems with feces on dates, shooting at hurricanes, nose jobs gone wrong, eating pigeons, cockroach milk, sharks in the basement, breast milk, adventures at the urinal, motel living, extremely long eyelashes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #NewJersey #Comedy #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #Dystopian IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/AwesomeTalkTV
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:31pm EDT
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Fri, 1 September 2017
WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty in every corner of the land. People are filled with the same self-defeating insecurities, mind-numbing small talk banter, and cheerless moments spent with family members they can barely tolerate. It is with this knowledge in tow that Rick and Sarah made their way back to the studio, blind man Stonz accompanying, and sat down to the microphones, ready to return to our miserable land of depression, only to ask ourselves, did we ever really leave it at all? To that end, bask in our joyous light as we dance hither and thither with such epic topics as: Halloween themed condoms, fun with urine, bus stop syphilis, ambulance revenge, parrots who snitch, self-inflicted cinder block wounds, inadvertently fishing for drunks, your dominant ball, found guns, people who put sunblock in their eyes during the eclipse, whitewater rafting for the blind, unsightly folk, prostate fish, penis candles and crystal meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodernFamily #Dystopians #Dystopian #Dystopia #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV AwesomeTalkTV.com YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Thu, 17 August 2017
HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious behavior, John Ritter's testicles, a bear who stole a Subaru, police helicopters and nude people, burning your house down to get rid of bees, opiates and Pizza Hut, robberies gone wrong, Taco Bell Tabasco Pop Rocks, butt tubes for fireworks, Donkey sex diseases, doughnut burgers, mishaps shaving your nether region, married unknowing biological twins, strip club buffets, banging coconuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #DystopianNightmare #HomeBarProductions IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:27pm EDT
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Sat, 5 August 2017
YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping, drunk fish problems, porn store ponderings, cement face injections, wiley tourist complaints, NY orgasm stylists, undeclared meats, getting off to the Emoji Movie, confused crabs and unfortunate oyster imposters, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Comedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #Podcasting #DarkHumor IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:57pm EDT
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Mon, 31 July 2017
Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin based diets, worshiping mutated animals, shirtless cab drivers, cab drivers with zany opinions, fake eyelashes and insects, a KFC nightclub, the emerging sex doll head market, sad facial recognition tech at Walmart, Prosecco pong, baby fight club, renting sex dolls, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #DarkComedy #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:48am EDT
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Fri, 21 July 2017
HI! This is Ice and The Face #162 -7.20.17- and after teaching our cat how to fly a kite and get sweet abs, we decided to grace your head-wounds with a series of miserable side-quests you wish you didn't have to deal with in order to hit 100%! On this journey, guided by the stupor of a blind man named Stonz, we venture forth into the great unknown, and find out it isn't all that great. In fact, we find out that "great" in "great unknown" is just more of a catchphrase than anything relating to real life. So, I guess, just follow us through the lava-pits of hell we call the human condition, and probably do some drugs too, or whatever. So grab your sturdiest leather harness, saddle up, and let your ears rejoice in such topics as: The benefits of not naming your baby, sex in medieval times, a rock shaped like a penis in Norway, police in a stand off with an empty house for 14 hours, old school law, recreating the penis from scratch, testicles and evolution, meat and your sex drive, drowning during baptism, Mike Tyson henna tattoo burns, legally eating roadkill, a guy stuck inside an ATM machine, pulling your kids in a wagon behind your car, swords in Texas, the father of a bride struck by lightning, finding dead rodents in your food, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ------------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline ------------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT
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Fri, 14 July 2017
Oh, hi there! THIS is Ice and The Face #161 -7.13.17- and it is here to reach that part you can't reach! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back the overlord of TMH2.com, John Lacki! Together, we splash through the mud of everyday life, retching and giggling maniacally, pointing and commenting on this and that! And, as we dip and dodge past giant swooping insects of failure, we bring to you the rotten meaty and stinking truths of such enormously important topics as: Bro jobs, lost and found breast implants, emergency room ethics, gluten free bread and the catholic church, bottled saliva sales, the donkey skin trade, donkey sympathy, forcing folks to shop at Target at gun point, blood and violence between Star Trek and Star Wars fans, parents saying embarrassing things on FB, selfies with dead bears, stabbing brains, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HomeBarProductions #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00pm EDT
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Sat, 8 July 2017
Hello! This is Ice and The Face #160 -7.7.17- and tonight Sarah and Rick un-stick themselves from the flypaper of life in order to rearrange your most disgusting thoughts into a more manageable series of horrible memories. Join us on this light-hearted romp through the nether regions of the human condition, and you too will understand the path to true enlightenment is a hop skip, and a frolic away. Bathe your basted mind-meats in such topics as: Frolicking, the female condom, splinters in toilet paper, vegetable abuse, heat resistant cows, human hump beer, driverless police cars, self-driving car that hate kangaroos, eating other people to cure diabetes, gluttony, stroking your mom's leg hair, peeing in the sink, grandma slapping, beating up a sex robot of yourself, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare #DarkHumor IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV ------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Fri, 30 June 2017
Welcome to the dream! Ice and The Face #159 -6.29.17- is here to soothe all that burning you're dealing with! Tonight, Rick and Sarah go Yankee-doodling with a person for sure, Stonz! Together, we get to rock climbing, lifting ourselves far above the dark city of regular normie life. Looking down in total confusion, sneering with great abandon and unmitigated gall, we allow our senses to absorb as much as three human beings can possibly endure to expend cleanly filtered truths on such zany topics as: Hobby-horsing, hot dog drones, humanoid hot dog issues, evidently irritating men's clothing, hairy men, vests, car horns that quack, 17th century fart jars, Porta-Potty huffing, strange bar rules, how diamonds and gold are stupid, the impending helium shortage, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #IceAndTheFace #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace --------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV --------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:16am EDT
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Tue, 20 June 2017
YES! You came! This is Ice and The Face #158 -6.19.17- and it is here to throw hot sand into your mind's eye! :D Tonight, Rick and Sarah join hands and go spelunking into the dank dark earth caves of normie life! Wearing hats with lights on them and swatting away the occasional bat, we do our best to wax philosophical on a laundry list of normie behaviors ranging all the way from hither to thither. Examples include: Cheap robot priests, why there's no Uncle Day, shutting up your kids with potatoes, the intricacies of free-balling, testicles with love handles, shotguns that blast cereal, trying to make a quick get-away in first gear, Ken Ham's stupid ark, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor #DarkComedy Check out the hastag #PodernFamily on Twitter to find ALL KINDS of great podcasts! IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ------------------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV ------------------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:18am EDT
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Tue, 13 June 2017
Well look at YOU! THIS is Ice and The Face #157 -6.12.17- and it will bleed your mind's feet until the demons have been exorcised! Tonight, Rick and Sarah huddle beneath a giant black storm cloud of normie activities and stand in absolute AWE, shielding ourselves with an iron umbrella, peeking out occasionally with eyes wide to subject our minds to the horrors of normie living in order unveil the dark truths on such jubilant topics as: Modest penises, politician porn preferences, issues with coughing, accidentally fighting crocodiles to impress girls, home dentistry at Wal-Mart, goose poop at Disney Land, Pirate Joe's VS Trader Joe's, habits that lead to break ups, professional fish hit men, emotional support attack dogs, people TOO excited for warm Bud Light, "underwater bridges", and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ----------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV ----------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm EDT
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Sat, 3 June 2017
What in the?! HEY, it's Ice and The Face #156 -6.2.17- and it is here to fix your mouth and face up all bright! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, person we know, Stonz! Together, we erect a tent beneath the apocalyptic mushroom clouds of day to day life, and whilst rocking back and forth, humming along to the war drums of irate normies, we chuckle warmly and deliver our views on topics as million-dollar-strong as: Kids and the end times, Carl theories, glass eyes and whatnot, unexpected porn search misspellings, porning with bros, fishing with McNuggets, mistakes with cocaine, man-sized penguins, saving boogers, booger-sculptures, birds who deliver ecstasy pills, penguin fighting, cycling mistakes, eating your own toes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Dystopian #DarkHumor IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace ------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV ------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Sat, 27 May 2017
THIS is Ice and The Face #155 -5.26.17- and it is ready for a nice romantic evening at home with you and the misses. Tonight we walk, hand in hand in hand, with our magnanimous life-partner, Tony Tedesco, and take a soul-journey through the wasteland of human confusion and depravity, and in the end, climb to heights hitherto unclimbed. Join us as we reach climactic expanses of the human mind pit with such topics as: Stubble in HD, smelling your finger, used breast implants, plastic surgery on Ebay, male sex toys that are desert-ready, pubic hair stencils and fun, dead cats and used freezers, sex in ancient China, enlarged sperm necklaces, stealing security systems to cover nefarious behaviors, pumping your own gas and violence, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianComedy IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace -------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV -------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:03pm EDT
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Fri, 19 May 2017
Giddyup, cowpokes! This is Ice and The Face #154 -5.18.17- and tonight we mount and straddle the most perplexing of human phenomena. Joined by our esteemed colleague, Mr. John Lacki, we strap on our favorite snap bracelets, lower our goggles, and really dig in there. "In where?" you're asking yourself. Good question And as someone far wiser than I once said; there's only one way to find out. You're gonna need shoes for this. Join us as we whip and whinny through such awesome topics as: Children and awfulness, walking on Crocodile River, suing your date for texting, some things that stopped folks mid-coitus, not smiling for a reason, the mystery of frowning, the frork and other mind-blowing food ideas, wild snake kissing, picking your toes for food, ruining a corner of your room with body stuff, going to market with mom's head, unused human egg jewelry, cocaine and Taco Bell, sologamy, shushing your neighbors with bodily waste, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ----------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV ----------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT
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Sat, 13 May 2017
CIAO! This is Ice and The Face #153 -5.12.17- and it will steam your sticky buns! Tonight, along with Stonz, the sightless wanderer, Rick and Sarah clog-dance into eternity on the backs of the forlorn. Join us as we go galloping forward, stalwart and resilient, into the uncharted depths of the pitiful and pockmarked human mindscape, to uncover truths on such heated and contested topics as: A theoretical Willy Wonka condom factory, whether or not Oompa Loompas are human enough, fun with bears, contact lenses with feces on them, smelling your finger for the greater good, unintentionally uncomfortable things adults say, people killed by cows, when mimes are shot, if you could choose someone to eat you after you die, spandex, fun with cat urine, moonshiner-shoes, faking eating breakfast to escape the law, the thing the singer Meatloaf wouldn't do for love, when you wander into a furry convention by accident, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace --------------------------------- AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV --------------------------------- YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:44pm EDT
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