Fri, 29 December 2017
FINALLY! Hey, this is Ice and The Face #176 -12.28.17- and it is here to fill your heart with unsolicited stuff! Tonight, Rick and Sarah venture deep inside the horrid sticky world of increasingly more regular human behaviors. Come hunker down with us and walk in a crouched manner as we wander around in a winter wonderland of WTF to bring you professionally crafted opinions on such wondrous topics as: Chimp recognition techniques, unflattering Catholic statues, a woman filled to the throat with feces, annoying ambulances, dueling Beardfests, unused vocal cords, planes in India, a guy carrying heroin and human teeth, snow monkeys who hump deer, fingered hoofs, circumcision practice kits, people dropping deuces in public, do's and don't's of finding amputated feet on the beach, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Funny #Jokes #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Dystopians #Patreon IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:49pm EDT
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Sun, 26 November 2017
YES! This is Ice and The Face #175 -11.25.17- The Thanksgiving Leftovers Special 2017! Tonight, Stonz pulls up a bar stool and joins us for an epic night of gluttony! Together, we skip merrily through the feathers of millions of dead turkeys, beating off marauders with ham bones and the fruit cakes of yore, and pouring hot gravy into our crotches, all to go a caroling our way into your dark hearts and eager minds with such decadent and sweet topics as: Condom stuff, Thanksgiving issues, fake store uniforms around the holidays, various camel odors, pooping out a living bug, avocado and your potential sex life, orgasms that make you blind, guns in church, a car lost for 20 years, Thanksgiving flavored Pringles, the KFC tent, American gravy waterfalls, selling your home because of aliens, padlocks and penile problems, nuts in your peanuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Humor #DarkHumor #Dark #Comedy #Jokes #Dystopian #Dystopians #Dystopia #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:24pm EDT
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Sun, 19 November 2017
Merry well! This is Ice and The Face #174 -11.19.17- and it will shake you clear out of existence! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Join us as we push through the war zone of everyday life, dodging stupidness splashing toward us from every direction, with nothing to live on but contaminated water and battery acid! By the end, our mutant genes soak up the toxic waste of normal life to expunge upon you laughable words on such glorious topics as: Global condom drone drops, penile sky writing, "corking" and Honeycrisp apples, apples in general, eating too much gum, farting criminals, would you like frogs with that, stupid pedals in cars, soot warts, ass lips and tongues, toddlers with legal firearms, the worst position in a human centipede, and whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #DarkHumor #Sarcasm IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:26pm EDT
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Tue, 7 November 2017
WOAH! Welcome to Ice and The Face #173! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back, Stonz! Together, we march with very high knees through the cesspool of existence, guffawing at this and that, drinking vodka by the gallon just to cope, and basically just chuckle-farting our way through such mind-bending topics as: Testicular condoms, garbage people, a pool on the roof of a mini-van, KFC bath bombs, old funny medical procedures, wiping with corn cobs, a masturbating nose-picker, Wiki-How to Avoid Chiggers, weaponized Swiffers, attacking your dad whilst naked, a tooth growing in a woman's nose, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Jokes #DarkHumor #Dystopian #Dystopians #Podcasting #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:32pm EDT
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Mon, 30 October 2017
YES! This is Ice and The Face #172 -10.26.17- and it will sand your mind's feet right down to the nubs! Tonight, we welcome our dear friend Tony Heronimous Tedesco! Together, we slog forth into the dreary doldrums of regular everyday living, shielding our eyes, skin drenched in bug spray, batting away at foul creatures hither and thither, just to bring you some truth serum on such wondrous hip topics as: Issues with chain mail, weird super powers, custom condom prints, manhood cozies, unique dating techniques, unsavory airline urination, diapered horses, the terrifying sound of human life, baby drains, baby pulp, arrested drenched in Vaseline, the wrong way to use Vick's Vapo Rub, disrupting the flora, creating custom people, defecation burns, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening. #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #Comedy #DarkHumor #DystopianComedy #Dystopian #Dystopians IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:40pm EDT
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Fri, 20 October 2017
Hello, greasy younglings. Today we gather here to celebrate the release of episode #171 -10.19.17- of Ice and The Face, and with some choice meats and tender vittles, we climb the highest peaks of stupor and stare directly into the eyes of destiny. Along for the ride is our frozen trail marker, Stonz, ever pointing the way forward on this journey to the supposed “great” beyond, where, for three minutes, we become aware of our own shitty, unremarkable lives. Join us, as we spelunk deep inside the caves of the regular world where we uncover the sick truths of such incredible topics as: Being frozen for a million years, fun with dead bodies on Mount Everest, cave people voices, the moments after sweet death, eating placentas, heavy breathing, people eating your waste, bathroom stories from Nashville, escaping your nagging significant other by fading into the forest, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #PodernFamily #Podcast #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcasting #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Podcasts #DarkHumor #Comedy IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 3:19pm EDT
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Sun, 15 October 2017
Well hey! Welcome to Ice and The Face #170 - 10.12.17! Tonight, Rick and Sarah welcome back Twitter superstar, John Lacki! Together, we chug gallons and gallons of the sour cheeseballed up milk known as "our reality" and together, we raise an eyebrow or two at how it goes about its business. Join us, as we sway to and fro on such steaming topics as: Condom stuff, mustache stuff, nose hair extensions, ham crashing through a roof, frozen turkey fears, Guy Fieri swimsuits, violent unborn babies, kegel confusion, forgetting your kid in a corn maze, evading charges by just not being there, when monkeys don't kill you, Bear Grylls VS Survivorman, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #Brutal #DystopianComedy #Dystopian DystopianNightmare #Jokes #ComedyPodcast
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm EDT
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Sun, 8 October 2017
Hello creatures of Earth, and welcome to the germ-infested episode #169 of Ice and The Face on 10.6.17! Tonight we saddle-up our most diseased microbes, ride the human waste fields of this sad and miserable Earth-sewer, and, after a long and arduous journey, declare ourselves victorious atop the cesspool of human misery with cupcakes and helium balloons. On tonight's episode, we take you on a romp hither and thither with such mind-blowing topics as: Fun with sauerkraut, Big Foot Juice, Candle-Day accidents, questionable bank robbery, old school social niceties, the ins and outs of saying god bless you, Xena the Warrior Princess and baths, hand-written letters, digging up graves for treasures, covered wagon etiquette, graveyard real estate, respect for the anus, wiping with too much enthusiasm, toothbrushes and toilets, how aliens would see humans, hacking smart butt plugs, stealing breast milk, strangers eating your waste, fun with severed hands, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #Dystopian #Dystopians #DystopianComedy #DystopianNightmare #HilarityOverFeelings IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:22pm EDT
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Sun, 1 October 2017
This is Ice and The Face #168 -9.30.17- The International Podcast Day 2017 spectacular! Tonight, in a rare LIVE online appearance, we yank up our dirty old long johns, and with completely straight faces, lift our knees high and stomp muddily with booted feet as we make for safe ground. For out there among us, below the stars and softening smog filter, lurk other human-like creatures, and their stink, boy, is so unimaginable, it is such it done stopped a man’s heart! Therefore, it is with great care and lubricated ease that we slide into your mind, such exhilarating topics as: Pre-paid cell phone minutes in emergencies, drunken canoeing, canoe culture, defecating on various front lawns, morgue selfies, Vegemite and drugs, nefarious Uber behavior by a politician, fun at the airport, the pelvic floor, kegeling, a donkey eating a car, delivering boxed feces by mistake, 7-UP with meth in it, gross body stuff in shared water places, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening and HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PODCAST DAY! #IceAndTheFace #Podcast #Podcasting #Podcasts #PodernFamily #HomeBarProductions #DystopianComedy #Dystopia #Dystopians #DystopianNightmare Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace IceAndTheFace.com Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 1:52am EDT
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Sun, 17 September 2017
YES! THIS is Ice and The Face #167 -9.16.17- and it is here to shake you and scream gibberish at your face until you pass out! Tonight, we, Rick and Sarah, pull on our flashiest and most fashionable banana leotards and funkify your evening. Skipping merrily beside us is our blindest friend, Stonz. So strap yourselves in to your roomiest pillow fort and get ready to be whisked away to a miserable world full of whimsy and also depressing topics such as: Sea creatures vs land creatures, emotionless living, butter knife booby traps, a blob of fat and garbage in the sewer, legal farting, rough-housing and horsing around, problems with feces on dates, shooting at hurricanes, nose jobs gone wrong, eating pigeons, cockroach milk, sharks in the basement, breast milk, adventures at the urinal, motel living, extremely long eyelashes, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #NewJersey #Comedy #DystopianComedy #Dystopians #Dystopia #Dystopian IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/AwesomeTalkTV
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:31pm EDT
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Fri, 1 September 2017
WOAH! THIS is Ice and The Face #166 - 9.1.17! Welcome back to the show. Yes, we know, saying "welcome back" implies that you've been away, when, in truth, we are the ones who've been gone. Yes, we were missing for several weeks, trapped in a small village just north of the Himalayas. We traversed an ancient land, learning the ways of the locals, sampling exotic delicacies (mostly random animal penis cooked over open flame), and coming to understand that humanity is, for the most part, shitty in every corner of the land. People are filled with the same self-defeating insecurities, mind-numbing small talk banter, and cheerless moments spent with family members they can barely tolerate. It is with this knowledge in tow that Rick and Sarah made their way back to the studio, blind man Stonz accompanying, and sat down to the microphones, ready to return to our miserable land of depression, only to ask ourselves, did we ever really leave it at all? To that end, bask in our joyous light as we dance hither and thither with such epic topics as: Halloween themed condoms, fun with urine, bus stop syphilis, ambulance revenge, parrots who snitch, self-inflicted cinder block wounds, inadvertently fishing for drunks, your dominant ball, found guns, people who put sunblock in their eyes during the eclipse, whitewater rafting for the blind, unsightly folk, prostate fish, penis candles and crystal meth, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasts #Podcasting #PodernFamily #Dystopians #Dystopian #Dystopia #DystopianComedy IceAndTheFace.com Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV AwesomeTalkTV.com YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Thu, 17 August 2017
HI! This is Ice and The Face #165 -8.16.17- and it is here to pick your mind-scabs! Tonight, Rick and Sarah, grab some shovels, wear bullet proof vests, and venture out into the jungles of normie-land. With our Rambo knives at the ready, we dig deep through the wet mud and mystery-dung of human behavior, gagging and dry heaving, to bring you some lighthearted this and that on such burning and itching topics as: Lift-tip contraception, unique bathroom troubles, blaming groundhogs for nefarious behavior, John Ritter's testicles, a bear who stole a Subaru, police helicopters and nude people, burning your house down to get rid of bees, opiates and Pizza Hut, robberies gone wrong, Taco Bell Tabasco Pop Rocks, butt tubes for fireworks, Donkey sex diseases, doughnut burgers, mishaps shaving your nether region, married unknowing biological twins, strip club buffets, banging coconuts, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #IceAndTheFace #PodernFamily #HilarityOverFeelings #Podcast #Podcasting #Comedy #Dystopian #DystopianComedy #DarkHumor #DystopianNightmare #HomeBarProductions IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:27pm EDT
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Sat, 5 August 2017
YO! This is Ice and The Face #164 -8.5.17- and today, we embark on an epic journey of the mind, of the senses... of the heart. With the accompaniment of Sarah's cousin, Krystal, we strap on our finest bear-pelts, spikiest post-apocalyptic ruffled bloomers, and head for the flaming hills of what was once referred to as "civilized society" wherein we tackle such explosive topics as: Anti-pervert flamethrowers, fixing your sinuses with butt stuff, touching other people's food, over-wiping, drunk fish problems, porn store ponderings, cement face injections, wiley tourist complaints, NY orgasm stylists, undeclared meats, getting off to the Emoji Movie, confused crabs and unfortunate oyster imposters, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Podcasts #Comedy #Dystopian #Dystopia #Podcasting #DarkHumor IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:57pm EDT
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Mon, 31 July 2017
Oh hey! THIS is Ice and The Face #163 -7.30.17- and it is here to cram its way inside your head and donkey punch your thoughts! Tonight, Sarah and Rick walk up to life's bay window and have a seat, and together, we watch normie-living in awe and simultaneous horror! Careful not to be seen, we bear witness to a plethora of semi-human activities and for your pleasure, add a sort of DVD commentary, if you will, to fill your eager ears with an in depth look at such zany topics as: Goats, gelatin based diets, worshiping mutated animals, shirtless cab drivers, cab drivers with zany opinions, fake eyelashes and insects, a KFC nightclub, the emerging sex doll head market, sad facial recognition tech at Walmart, Prosecco pong, baby fight club, renting sex dolls, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #DarkComedy #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceandTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceandTheFace Twitter.com/IceandTheFace Facebook.com/IceandTheFace YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Instagram.com/AwesomeTalkTV
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:48am EDT
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Fri, 21 July 2017
HI! This is Ice and The Face #162 -7.20.17- and after teaching our cat how to fly a kite and get sweet abs, we decided to grace your head-wounds with a series of miserable side-quests you wish you didn't have to deal with in order to hit 100%! On this journey, guided by the stupor of a blind man named Stonz, we venture forth into the great unknown, and find out it isn't all that great. In fact, we find out that "great" in "great unknown" is just more of a catchphrase than anything relating to real life. So, I guess, just follow us through the lava-pits of hell we call the human condition, and probably do some drugs too, or whatever. So grab your sturdiest leather harness, saddle up, and let your ears rejoice in such topics as: The benefits of not naming your baby, sex in medieval times, a rock shaped like a penis in Norway, police in a stand off with an empty house for 14 hours, old school law, recreating the penis from scratch, testicles and evolution, meat and your sex drive, drowning during baptism, Mike Tyson henna tattoo burns, legally eating roadkill, a guy stuck inside an ATM machine, pulling your kids in a wagon behind your car, swords in Texas, the father of a bride struck by lightning, finding dead rodents in your food, and a whole lot more! Thank you all very much for listening! #HilarityOverFeelings #PodernFamily #Podcast #Comedy #DarkHumor #Dystopian #DystopianNightmare IceAndTheFace.com Patreon.com/IceAndTheFace Twitter.com/IceAndTheFace Facebook.com/IceAndTheFace ------------------------------ AwesomeTalkTV.com Twitter.com/AwesomeTalkTV Facebook.com/AwesomeTalkOnline ------------------------------ YouTube.com/HomeBarProductions Facebook.com/HomeBarProductions
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Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:46pm EDT
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